Kairi

A bitter ex who will destroy your life by lying about your friends, saying that they body shame her, insult her, and many other things. A bitch, to say the least.

"Hey, remember Kairi?"
"The bitch ex who destroyed my life?"
"Yep!"

Dell

The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.

"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."