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The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp
Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.
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When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.
Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot
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where you are sexually attracted to Shrek
"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"
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When you're attracted to both one gender and shrek. If you're a bishreksual girl, you're attracted to both guys and Shrek, and if you're a bishreksual guy, you're attracted to both girls and Shrek
It was hard coming out to my parents and telling them I was bishreksual, but eventually they decided that it's better that I'm attracted to girls and Shrek than it would be if I was attracted to guys and girls
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Being attracted to Shrek twice... because once isn't enough.
Fiona is bishreksual and wants to take 2 massive chomps out of his celery cock.
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When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.
Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(
When someone is attracted to Shrek no matter his gender. the one true sexuality
person A: I'm straight
Person B: There is only bishreksual *stabs him*
Shrek: Watches, being shrexy
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