Constupidity

When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.

I am so sick of Dennis, his constupidity is about to explode and kill our conversation.

constupidity

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.

I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.

purgency

The act of seeming concerned and willing to act on a problem when the boss or an authority figure is standing right there, but going back to not caring or point the finger at someone else once the boss leaves.

SHANE commiting purgency: I don't know how this happened, but I will get right on this and make sure it is perfect for the customer.

later, after the boss leaves...

SHANE: Screw this I didn't mess this up! Chris and Joe can fix it.

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Gooter

When her gut sticks out further than her hooters!

the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their Gooters!

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