Dancing Queen

"I erased all your music on your ipod and replaced it with Abba. I don't care for them but I did it anyway"
- Roger, American Dad

A Dancing Queen is when the victim of such a heinous prank becomes overwhelmed with anger.

"WHO THE FUCK REPLACED ALL MY TONTO, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS AND OFWGKTA WITH THE COMPLETE ABBA DISCOGRAPHY" says Dancing Queen whilst Doing A Simon

"THIS IS CROSSING MY BOUNDARIES"

- Doing A Simon

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Wigwam

'Wagwan' for whities.

See wagwan

Whitie #1: Wigwam, fellow honkey?
Whitie #2: Nm cracker, nm.

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Albie

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

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Smilet

How retards spell 'smiley'

Reece: LOL AT THAT SMILET HERP DERP

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dat shit cray

For when shit is particularly cray (or cray-cray)

Joffrey - "One is having a ghastly day! The chauffeur did not turn up on time, then when I visited the benk they told me I couldn't possibly withdraw half a million in such short notice"

Souzan - "Dat shit cray."

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That's so party

Used to define things which are particularly party.

Damian: Oh Hollie, you're so party!

Hollie: Damian, that's so party!

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Dicksock

A term used for condom

Matt Baxter got sperm-jacked 'cause he wasn't wearing his dicksock.

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