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Somebody who replies to texts using just one word, and often just one monosyllable word.
Not worth your time, really.
A:How are you?
B:Good
A:Get up to much today?
B:Nope
A:I went swimming again
B:Cool
A:Yeah, no offence but you're kind of a monotexter so I'm not going to text you anymore. Facetime later?
B:Yup
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Used when "no" is too formal, and "nope" is too casual.
If it's ever capitilized, you're using it wrong.
Police: "Did you kill this man?!"
Me: nah
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To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.
Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.
The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
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The fear of chewing gum. True thing, google it.
Not to be confused with the phobia that you'll open a packet of gum and have it taken by others, this is called high school.
Me: "Dude, I have got to become friends with Rebekah. She has chiclephobia, so she'll never ask me for my chewing gum!"
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Kid 1: Look! I just saw one of Kevin's baby pictures!
Kid 2: Aw, schnips!
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Somebody who really has nothing better to do. Like get off this website. There's nothing salvagable of it left. Get a life.
"I was going to invite (insert your name here) to the party but I've hear they're an urban dictionary editor. Like eesh.."
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