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When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.
To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.
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When a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.
"I thought it would suck to be bald, Carl, but my loving wife loves it when I smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol' rapid scalpy."
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Word used to describe someone who smells like a dirty scalp or unwashed hair
Scalpy is when you itch something and if the itch is loud and crunchy, that means that its scalpy
*Person 1 itches head*
Person 2:Omg your head is so scalpy!
The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.
"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."