Eisenhower High School

Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr

Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”

Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”

Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”

Guy2: “but they all nasty”

Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”

Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”

Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”

Guy2: “ shit threesome?”

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