Felanthropist

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)

Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....

baskin throbbins

the act of performing fellatio whilst simultaneously eating ice cream

Guy 1: "Raquel gave me ice cream for my birthday which I thought was weird, but then she surprised me with a baskin throbbins."
Guy 2: "That's amazing!"