Puakehau

The rizzler of the entire universe. Takes 1.578 seconds to eat an almond. Pua (there are no words to describe Pua). Being Pua is actually a rizz. Pua is the highest level of slay. Pua has angry bird eyebrows and probably looks like a goomba most of the time. Don't add her to your pokedex (the police will come). Literally doesnt know how to spell literally, looks like a goomba and an angry bird had a child. Not good.

person 1:OMG IS THAT AN ANGRY BIRD
person 2: no that's a toddler that a goomba and an angry bird had, ew a Puakehau

Pigist

Being racist towards a pig

I was very pigist towards sara cause her avatar was a pig

Sara

Pls dont ask who sara is. The true chosen one of the Goombas and Elizacans. She will reunite the rivaling tribes and save the world from Lord Voldemort the Terror of Goombolians. She is the one who slays and the only one who will "slayyyyy" (those are her words). She got no rizz

Sara never pulls cause she got no rizz