Puakehau

The rizzler of the entire universe. Takes 1.578 seconds to eat an almond. Pua (there are no words to describe Pua). Being Pua is actually a rizz. Pua is the highest level of slay. Pua has angry bird eyebrows and probably looks like a goomba most of the time. Don't add her to your pokedex (the police will come). Literally doesnt know how to spell literally, looks like a goomba and an angry bird had a child. Not good.

person 1:OMG IS THAT AN ANGRY BIRD
person 2: no that's a toddler that a goomba and an angry bird had, ew a Puakehau