God is the best (obama), Satan is the worst (mccain), Jarrack McBama... eh he's ok.
when you fart and it sound bubbly like little bubbly farts. small ones. not like those huge gross bubbly farts. like small ones.
I pluppled on you face last night when you were sleeping so maybe thats why you had that weird dream you were telling me about.
I always Plupple.
the crease between your thigh and ur balls.
my thall crease itches.