asstract

adj. like abstract, only not.

I think maybe these paintings are supposed to be like, abstract art-like or something.

No it's asstract, see? it was made by an asstist.
maybe even an assmaster!

oh. it look very asstractive.

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erbin ditchinery

The royal British encyclopediae of hip new young-people words.

Fiona: I heard nube is a word now it is!

Edna: No, honest?

Fiona: Oh but i read it in the erbin ditchinery(tm) i did so it must be true!

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nubelord

He who bears the lowest of ranks.

Why are you such a nubelord?
If you were a bigger nubelord, you would be everything and nothing at the sametime.

Ronnel Raygunn

name. Nordic musician from Norway or some shithole like that.
Specializes in space sounds and rocketry.

paco: did you see Ronnel Raygunn last nite on the toob esse?

manolito: El presidente?

paco: no. fuck it anyway you slow homes.!

buhrak obamer

The president of that developing country cross the sea.

gunther: who?
Oda: Berak obamer?
Winslow: Buhrak Obamer. the king of that other country...
gunther:canada?
winslow: Buhrak obamer i think it was,

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