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A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.
E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!
K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive
E: Bummer!
K: She sure is...
the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."
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When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.
His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.
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The extract of one's ass. Created from the word "extract" and "ass" if you didn't notice.
Dude, I was fucking this chick in the ass and some asstract came out.
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I think maybe these paintings are supposed to be like, abstract art-like or something.
No it's asstract, see? it was made by an asstist.
maybe even an assmaster!
oh. it look very asstractive.
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