gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

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hash brownies

very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.

"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*

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evils

towniespeak, to look at somebody in a bad way, most commonly used as an excuse to start a fight

A "girl she is giving me evils!!! hey you! you got beef wi' me or summink?!!!"

B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."

A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"

B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**



(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)

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beef

a townie term for violence

"There will be Beef."

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Mozzer

The high king of indie.

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"

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