Llamaring

When a woman takes your load in the mouth and spits it back at you

My girlfriend has been llamaring me every time I cum in her mouth

Quick Bang Bang

When you want to have quick sex

Girl: Want to have some fun
Guy: But I'm watching a film
Girl: I only want a quick bang bang

Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

Big Buna

Big Buna means Big Booty

Bro look at that Big Buna bounce when that girl walks

Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.