laser

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.

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green day

1. a day where all you do is sit around and smoke pot

2. a punkish rock band that was once good, but now has completely changed their style and gone totally mtv/mainstream includes billy joe (guitar, vocals) mike drint (bass) and tre cool (drums)

3. the act of doing something extremely main-stream or lame; to sell out (as in the band)

1. april 20th is a well known green day

2. zack: i'm going to a green day concert
kyle: that's lame

3. dylan: yeah, then he wanted to get a blink 182 cd
josh: way to pull a green day

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