Izrael

Very small, attractive male. Definitely Jewish. Dresses well enough to have potential for Vogue modelling. Always marries catholic women. Might be a hipster...

Catholic Woman: "Izrael, are we going to celebrate Hanukkah or Christmas this year?"
Izrael *polishing his oxfords and listening to The Avett Brothers on vinyl*: "Whatever we do, it'll be on our second boat."

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