shitdip

The best way to enjoy a dip of tobacco in which the user takes a dip while taking a shit. This may explain why a dipper takes 20+ minute shits. It is the most euphoric feeling since snorting cocaine off of a hooker's ass while watching Forrest Gump. The most favorable dips tend to be of (but not limited to) the Natural variety, including Copenhagen Southern Blend. It shall never include anything from the Longhorn brand of dips as I would rather lick a skunk's asshole than put that in my mouth.

Person 1: Justin has been on the shitter for over an hour! Do you think he fell in?

Person 2: No, he's taking a shitdip.

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shitdip

Like a dipshit, but backwards

John sucked Billy's cock...what a fucking shitdip

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Shitdip

To take someone's personal belongings (coffee mug, eyeglasses, etc.) and dip it into the toilet after a shit and place the personal item back without notice.

He really pissed me off so I took his favorite travel mug and shitdipped it.

ShitDip

The complete opposite of a dipshit. Just kidding it’s absolutely the same. Someone who is so stupid that saying dipshit just won’t ever be enough.

Timmy: “I love cats because they remind me of pussy.”
RebeKa:”Stop being such a ShitDip Timmy boy.”