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the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
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Word used to impress the opposite sex mainly because it is such an arousing name to begin with.
Also known as Adam ariss a norwigen porn star.
"Hey babe check out my ariss!"
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a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
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holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
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although it is commonly know as a rather large penis, most people seem to think this is a good thing, ariss is actualy a large black cock. the bellend is actualy in the shape of a 1950's kettle and the pubic hairs are this with bacon grease. and with a small peanut sized ball sack the ariss is currently undergowing surgery to replace the penis with a small hamster
holy shit wtf is that ariss it looks like my dead grandmother
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commonly known as the worlds biggest penis, many women have died shortly after an encounter with the ariss
hey you guys, oh my god you guys, i screwed ariss last week and i havent stopped bleeding since
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a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
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holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
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