plaunch

Adjective: a term to describe food that is so good that it takes you on a ratatouille-esque journey through the depths of your childhood memories.

Jack: “Yo, the food from the derby dining center at Kansas State University is always so plaunch. The Kramer dining center could never.”
Carinne: “Factz cuzzo”
*Jack daps Carinne up*

phood

noun
1. what somebody becomes after you baby/son/lil boy them
2. when something is dastardly mid; subpar

1. Jack *after obliterating Daniel in fantasy baseball*: "You're my phood Daniel!"
Daniel: *Literally dies of crying*

2. Jack said" Tyme, that dinner you made is phood. It made me sick!"
Tyme: *Literally dies of crying*

Throatquake

Throatquake (noun): a sudden and intense vibration or shaking sensation felt in the throat, typically caused by a cough, throat spasm, or other involuntary contraction of the muscles in the throat. Can be a gift.

Alice had a throatquake during her public speaking class and it surprisingly helped to calm her nerves.