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morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by jacob August 5, 2003

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.

(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*

by jacob February 13, 2005

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by jacob January 13, 2004

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.

I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

by jacob January 14, 2005

7πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!

Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".

by jacob December 18, 2004

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob February 25, 2006

507πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


mora

short for moron. used by pecker necks with no life.

Dang it mehn, he's a mora!

by jacob September 10, 2003

51πŸ‘ 190πŸ‘Ž