chroming

is the act of listening to Tyler, The Creator's most recent album, Chromakopia and stroke your meat in sinc with the beat, pretending that Tyler, The Creator, is stroking you. You have to finish at the end of every song and imagine Tyler saying you did a good job

Elizabeth: "DAD! STOP CHROMING!!"
Troy: "aughhh, Tyler! your hands are so soft!"

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"