Schmeek

A mixture of the words schmuck , and neek . it means that somone is an idiot and they're a geeky person

Oi you schmeek stop saying that.

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Schmeek

Verb; To Smoke.

Dude, lets ride and schmeek real quick, I need a buzz.

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schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

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schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

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schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"