facepipe

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

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back dousey

Someone who doesn't know what they are talking about, and needs to learn.
As quoted by the rapper Fred Biz formerly known as Fast Fred off Portland's radio 101.1 KUFO

"beggars cant be choosey, you look like a back dousey."

"You think you're so smart, but you are just a back dousey."

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