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brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


suckandfuck

what she does when I've been a good boy

last night I got a suckandfuck, perfect.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Who you blow

contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best

it's not what you know, it's who you blow

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž