Stylus Nail

A finger nail that one grows longer than others so that it can be used in lieu of a stylus on a PDA, or smartphone.

See also: Coke Nail

"Dude! What's up with your pointer finger nail?"
"Huh? oh, that's my stylus nail. For my iPhone."
"Um, okay... but does it have to have a French Tip?"

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Malcoholic

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

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NyQmare

A crazy dream brought on by consumption of NyQuil, or other similar cold/flu medication.

Similar to a Fever Dream.

"That double dose of NyQuil gave me the craziest NyQmare last night. Dig... Clay Aiken and I were sitting on Carmen Miranda's shoulders eating bananas from her headdress thing while she was being tickled by Eric Massa, all while Liberace and Elton John played dueling pianos."

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Phlegmorrhoid

A chunk of phlegm that gets stuck in the back of one's throat.

"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."

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bridgeburner

a person who ends a work, romantic, or friendly relationship in such a way as to forever prevent a return to anything similar with a particular organization, or person.

gah, with the lies! hope you're happy being such a bridgeburner.

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nom de rby

An alias that a roller derby skater uses instead of their real name. Often a bawdy play on words, or pun. Pronounced "nom DUH uhr-bee".

"Know who *that* is? It's Camel Toni from the North Star Roller Girls. How rad is it that she and her old man Bruce Knuckle from the TC Terrors both have a nom de rby that refers to the chick & dude versions of the front wedgie?"

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abibe

to accept an alcoholic drink from someone.

portmanteau combining abide and imbibe.

dude #1: "tall boy?"
dude #2: "i'll abibe. thanks, dude!"

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