Derogatory name for an Manchester United fan. The word is usually capitalised.
eg "Look at that AIG in his new home shirt."
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When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance
I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway
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Read the fucking instructions.
Next time I assemble flat pack furniture I'll RTFI
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That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.
1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.
2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.
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