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AIG

Derogatory name for an Manchester United fan. The word is usually capitalised.

eg "Look at that AIG in his new home shirt."

by jamspoon April 6, 2006

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holding my clutch rod

When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance

I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway

by jamspoon October 23, 2015

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RTFI

Read the fucking instructions.

Next time I assemble flat pack furniture I'll RTFI

by jamspoon November 29, 2007

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carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 7, 2007

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