Tangalore

A city in the Indian state of Karnataka, next to Bangalore which is the capital. Tangalore has a dense population of tang - as in poontang, pussy. In recent years Tangalore has become a go to holiday destination for men seeking the company of tang.

I'm definitely going to Tangalore this year...its full of tang...its literally Tang - Galore.
What happens in Tangalore stays in Tangalore.

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absolute twat

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"

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proper slag

Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.

Never mind your slag, that over there is a proper slag - I'm gonna rag the Fuck out of that one.