raging teapot

An erect penis that is trying to be used for peeing.

I had to pee, but I had a raging teapot, so I had to bend over and peed on the seat!

star blaster

Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.

I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.

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