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While driving her long-haul truck, the Dieseldyke carefully plans her next visit to Portland. An alluring odor of drakkar noir and chew spit, is often advantageous when rival males are also competing for petite blonde females. She probably will ask you to call her Drew or Joey and she wears dark man-cut jeans which offer improved contouring for her ample clitoral bulge. Sheâs got a 5 o'clock shadow and robust shoulders which were evidently directly responsible for her acceptance into the ironworkers union.
She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a âride homeâ. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.
Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though âit doesn't really workâ, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.
Wow dude, did you see that Dieseldyke's girlfriend? I know I didn't.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad wonât let my mom or sister go back there.
A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.
After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.
To release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. Additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.
Man they really Blizzed up that Obama care ... or ... I called my cell phone company because I don't get reception and they totally Blizzed out and hung up on me.
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The act of providing a product or service that is so inadequate that customers are left with absolutely no recourse and no alternative. Confined to enterprises having a monopoly, the business ethics of such an organization are reduced to the lowest possible minimum and are thus synonymous with excrement. When a company reaches xfinshity status, customers cease to report problems as doing so is futile. Since there is no competition, the organization thrives by collecting payments and ignoring technical problems.
My cable service is so xfinshity that I actually miss dialup internet... or .. Have you seen how xfinshity the comcast service is lately? My friend used to call them for technical support but he was hung up on so many times that his head perpetually twitches.