Ice Road Trucker

The act of eating peanuts, then defecating the next day and refreezing your extracted log.
Once frozen...Shove up your enemy's anus until they bleed out!

After a weekend of watching Tony trying to get with my cat, I decided the only way to get him back was with a good old fashioned Ice Road Trucker!

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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.

Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!