Leswegian

A female of Scottish origin who enjoys the finer points of her own sex. She's the opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Person A: Did you catch the Slater-Kinney show last night in Glasgow.

Person B: Are you kidding. With all those leswegian's out, my cute little girl ass wouldn't stand a chance.

Person A: But I heard you were Swedesexual.

Person B: Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that shit.

Gutch

A male of Dutch origin (or anyone with a slightly odd accent) who is excessively camp, but not gay. Enjoys wearing tight t-shirts, likely open to experimenting with other men, and usually found with a cheeky grin on his face.

Person A: I'm so confused by Matt's behavior. I can't barely understand what he's saying through his slight lisp, and he keeps winking at me.

Person: Total Gutch out, man!

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