Leswegian

A female of Scottish origin who enjoys the finer points of her own sex. She's the opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Person A: Did you catch the Slater-Kinney show last night in Glasgow.

Person B: Are you kidding. With all those leswegian's out, my cute little girl ass wouldn't stand a chance.

Person A: But I heard you were Swedesexual.

Person B: Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that shit.