Oil Rig

To fill a small cylindrical bin to the top with tissues that have been used to wipe up ejaculatory fluid and no other items of rubbish are contained in the bin

My mum came in my room and saw my oil rig today

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Tiplash

When one helicopter-dick's too hard and experiences wiplash of the dick.

I was trying to impress my girlfriend last night by doing the helicopter dick, and I got a bad case of tiplash.

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