Precummy

A type of person, usually between the ages of 12 and 15, who thinks they are the shit, when in reality they are just an annoying noob and should go back to middle school.

At party...

(13 year old) Bryce: Hey you wanna hit this vape?
Nick: Fuckoff
Evan (to Nick): Just ignore those precummy freshmen

Eggnug

What marijuana is called on Christmas

Santa: Pass the eggnug
Snoop Dogg: But we gotta bring the presents to the kids
Santa: ok last hit

redzone and chill

The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.

You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)

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