Mexican chafing dish

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)

Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.

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South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

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Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.