Fred Chu

A legendary man who used his great powers for the good of mankind. He definitely never used an ancient curse to steal everyone’s wives AND video games. He would never wear unicorn spandex and glitter chapstick made from baby seal fat.

Fred Chu was absolutely legend and totally not a bad guy.

Sedgie

The painful wedgie caused when one wipes his ass with poison ivy and then gets a rash that clings to his underwear.

Kid 1: Dude I wiped my ass with poison Ivy!
Kid 2: Aww man you are gonna get a sedgie.

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