xenox

a mix between a xerox and xena warrior princess

I just Xenoxed a paper to throw and chop ur head off with

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Mrs. Mijuskovic

The definition of beached whale. She parks in handicapped spots with her giant ass truck, even though being morbidly obese doesn't count. She and her her bitch counterpart, Mrs. Huffman believe technology is the definition of Satan, EVEN THOUGH SHE USES HER GODDAMN PHONE IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS. If you use your phone, you don't need to worry about Mrs. Mijuskovic, because you hear her from motherfucking China coming down the hallway. But be aware, Mrs. Huffman is always sneaking around and hiding behind the fat that ensues! If you go to Viera High School , do your best to call her out on her actions and film it. Maybe it'll get this hypocritical cancer out of the school.

Look out! Mrs. Mijuskovic is coming!
*Pictures fall off wall*
ME HUNGRY FOR TECHNOLOGY!
*Eats phone*

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

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simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

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VL

VL Commodore

Australia best car ever (well race record), the only all Australian car (in V8 form) to ever win international group A races in europe vs Europen supercars and the like. eg Monza Italy 1987

Loved by some, hated by others (by both import and domestic car fans) due to the fact of the engine it uses -- In 6cyl form it uses the same engine as the Austalian built R31 Skyline the RB30E.

Skyline/import people loath it due to the fact you can put any late model Nissan Skyline engine into it and beat the car the engine came out (R32, R33, R34 Skylines) of due to the VL's lighter body weight.

Standard VL's are slightly handicaped by a taller diff ratio compared to the standard R31, thus a slower acceleration, but this can easily fixed.

Also produced in a 6cyl turbo (RB30ET)form that was not alowed to race (stupid Nissan), which still is a very potent car even by todays standards due to its power to weight ratio. This engine was never released in the R31's body or any other car in the world infact.

The standard styleing, while still looking neat and sporty never set the world on fire. The upmarket Calais with its popup headlight flaps looked a much better car is still are a very popular (and rare) car. The international Group A version (Austrlian V8), the VL Walkinshaw is even rarer, and will still fetch the same price as the day it rolled of the showroom floor...

1) Nice VL
2) Yeah I blew the Diff on the VL
3) I purchased a Skyline and stripped it engine for the VL
4) Stupid bogan VL driver

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Hawk Nation

The name for the supposed "spirit" group at Viera High School, filled with douchebags, sluts and those who left their brain in the dumpster. The slogan "I believe that we will win", goes down in history as one of the most idiotic attempts at making something creative.

Andrew: Hey Jessica, are you a member of Hawk Nation?
Jessica: Why yes, I am!
Andrew: I'm sorry, I don't communicate with those affiliated with that scum.

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Star Citizen

A space game that currently has raised over 36 million dollars, even though it hasn't been released yet. It is likely that they will take the money and run.

Ben: Hey Jeff, you should donate to Star Citizen!
Jeff: I don't want them to take my money for an unfinished game!

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