nippons

A word describing erect nipples, coming from combining the words "NIPPles" and "hard ONS"

1-brrrr turn up the heat in here l've got some nippon action here.

2-if you rub nipples the right way they get little nippons...

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sars stock

ac/dc. rollingstones. justin timberlake. buncha other bands, came to toronto, because no one wanted to come to toronto cause of sars but then everyone got better, so it was fine and we partied and it was a lot of people, cheap tickets, fun times.

dude did you go to the rollingstones and friends sars benefit concert for toronto?!?

pssh? sarsstock yeah l went, kicked ass. l love ac/dc

rilo kiley

okay well, its a 4 piece indie band, and you know the postal service?
(theyre a band too...) The postal service's female vocals is provided by jenny lewis and so jenny sings for both bands.. and its funny cause she sounds so sweet but the lyrics are dirty

like oh my god lets go listen to rilo kiley "lt's New Year's Even l'm in Glendora, l'm the only living person in Glendora"

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azrael

In mythology, he is the angel of death.
In Kevin Smith's movie Dogma, he is a muse, a self proclaimed artist, who refused to fight on either side when there was a war fought between heaven and hell, he chose not to fight on either side, waiting to see which side won, before deciding where he stood, a true fence sitter, anyway when all was said and done, it could be argued that he remained neutral but he was kind of screwed for being such a coward... ln the film he was played by Jason Lee...the same guy from Mallrats who said, say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
anyway: So after the fallen were banished to hell, God turned on those who wouldn't fight, and Azrael was sent down with the demons.

Azrael: Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.
OR
Azrael: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.
OR my favourite:
Azrael: But I'm a fuckin' demon.

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tye dye

a common style of clothing worn by hippies, it can be hand made, by using elastic bands on shirts and then adding random dyes and washing it all together and it makes 'groovy' patterns. Though anyone who wears tye dye now a days probably buys it like that, and might wear it as part of a costume or to be ironic.

hippie: whoa dude..I spent all night tye dyeing my socks man, grooovy whoooaaaa *gets high*

mom: when I was a girl I had a tye dye backpack

dude: God this room is bright, it looks like one of jerry garcia's tye dyed shirts!

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uhaul

1-a big orange and white do-it-yerself moving van

2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..

EXAMPLE 1-ACK LIKE OMG I WAS WALKIN DOWN MAINSTREET AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A U-HAUL!

EXAMPLE 2-
lesbian 1: Wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that U-haul :p

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rupaulblican

rupaulblican: a right wing drag queen

note: you think that as their stereotypical counterparts most folk who do drag would maybe want to secure their rights and rage against the system instead of feeding the machine and a government that doesnt care about them

as a noun: "look at those rupaulblicans going to the polls."
as an adj: "drag queens for bush? ... am l at a rupaulblican convention?"
as a verb: "ew l hear james st james is going rupaulblican"

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