fashit

When you fart first thereby accidentally triggering the shitting mechanism which releases nasty diarrhea and wet turds in your pants

When Fred discovered that his girlfriend was pregnant, he was so shocked that he fashit in his pants.

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Barren Strip of Skin

Area of shaved skin between a mans anus and grundel.

Ichabod's barren strip of skin was inflamed by the reoccuring crabs.

alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth

AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."

POG

Pass On Genes, to pass on genes to many offspring because you have an astounding gene pool.

remember class POG this weekend in the upper bunk.

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curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

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Man Pouch

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.

holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?

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room hobbit

In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.

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