wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

39👍 6👎

Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

45👍 70👎

Paulie D

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.

Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".

85👍 11👎

The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

600👍 230👎

Grot

another name for a whore/ slut.

You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.

52👍 58👎

FRUSHER EFFECT

GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP

" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT

249👍 91👎

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

7👍 1👎