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Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!
Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser
The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.
Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
"our country" when put through google translate or a dick joke
Reporter: What's your dream place to go to?
Me: I'd like to go to nunanut someday.
Reporter: What's your favourite food?
Me: Oh, it's definitely the nunanuts nuts!
a vulgar slang or a word expressing joy
Danielle: jhigabiffle! its raining and i wanted to play outside!!!
or
Julie: jhigabiffle! i got a job! im going to be RICH!
A fatter version of a bubbery. Also bubbery's best friend. Extra protective, but has a intense eating disorder. Loves eating tummy-toast and Bloobabies. Shape as a peanut, and tries not to pop his little buddy...
Bluberry soaks as the juice of his pal comes raining out of his body.
"Bubbery looks like a prune." Bluberry shrieks.
With no choice left, Bluberry gulps down Bubbery, savory and tasteful. Then, Bluberry wakes up.
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A crappy internet provider that constantly throttles its speed and latency because its router gets too fucking hot.
Me: "Yes! Die you minecraft idiots!"
Me: "OH GOD!"
"You died!"
Me: "LAG!! I HATE VERIZON"