Plumpet

The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.

Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.

plumpet

A portly British man who has an affinity for scruffy American mechanics.

Cindy - "Did you see that hot bearded mechanic at the bar?"

Lucy - "Sorry Cindy, looks like he's here with that plumpet."