fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

Checking out my club

golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."

billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.

I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.

Stubhub Roulette

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.

Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah