StubHub

The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.

Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."

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Stubhub

Down syndrome fingers. A girl with very short fingers or shorter than normal fingers that you have a sexual relationship with. Usually used in terms of massage or hand jobs. Mc-Hiney

I’m going to see my stubhub today, I really need a handjob.

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Stubhub Roulette

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.

Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah

stubhub

stubhub a sick collection of videos where you watch people stub their toes and scream out in pain for laughter and fetish purposes

got bored went to stubhub dot com

stubhub chicken

Monitoring a ticket resale website such as stubhub on the day of a concert or sporting event while watching prices fall in order to purchase last minute tickets at the lowest possible price.

We played stubhub chicken last night and went to the Sharks game for only 17 bucks!!