aunty arms

the loose, flabby skin that hangs down uner the arms of your aunty

i was scared, Aunty Norma was heading toward me with her aunty arms swaying in the breeze. Please God, dont let me be slapped in the face by them again

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typed out loud

the moment you realise that you have sent an instant message to someone saying something personal or private that should never have been told

i didnt mean to send that to you, i must have typed out loud

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monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?