August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

November 10

November 10, it's National Christmas Joke Day

Hey, it's November 10 you know what that means!

Person2: please don't throw unfunny Christmas jokes at me..