Pezbian

A woman who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to Pez dispensers. The rapper Future claims to be able to convert women into Pezbians using his mystical 'P.'

Nayvadius: "She not a lesbian, for P, she turn Pezbian"

Travisty

A tragedy caused by someone's own personal irresponsibility.

Example I
John - "Have you heard about the rapper that cared more about dancing than about his fans suffocating?"
Richard - "Yes, I have, son. What a Travisty."

Example II
Schinker - "Help! My friend is getting mauled by my 'pet' chimpanzee!"
Lupis - "Help is on its way, but keeping a wild ape as a pet is a set-up for a Travisty."