fivelight

To pressure someone to surrender their senses and memories

Taken from the “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Chain of Command (part II).” Captain Picard is shown four lights and is told that there are five. Every time he says there are only four lights he’s electrocuted. This episode is heavily inspired by George Orwell’s novel “1984.”

Credit to author Alexandra Erin for coining the term.

The fivelighting on him had become see effective that he did not believe anything that debunked the alternate reality he had been made to accept.

Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

FLUID

Internet acronym meaning "fucking look up, I did;" used to direct people to perform searches before asking questions

n00b: Can anyone tell me how to download songs to my iPhone?

experienced user: FLUID ya dumbfuck!

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Sextortion

A portmanteau of "sex" and "extortion;" when one has knowledge of someone's infidelity and threatens to make said knowledge public unless they are given a large amount of money

David Letterman became a target of sextortion when a former CBS producer threatened to disclose Letterman's history of affairs unless Letterman paid him $2 million.

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Carrot Kid

The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.

"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire

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mom rock

A genre of rock music that appeals to thirty- and forty-something caucasian women, many of whom have children. Examples include Bon Jovi, Nickelback, and Los Lonely Boys.

Bon Jovi is the epitome of mom rock. My friend's mom loves 'em!

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Kraft single

A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.

Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.

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