votardy

vo • tar • dy / voˈtär-dē

(noun) someone who waits till election day or attempts to vote afterwards.

(adjective) to describe someone who votes on election day or attempts to do so afterwards.

Because she voted early she now awaited election day results of the votardy. The votardy procrastinated yet another election day and waited in lines amongst the others deciding it wasn’t important enough to do early. Due to the storm on election day the votardy complained that their votes weren’t counted after not casting ballots.

tempathy

tem·pa·thy /ˈtempəTHē/ noun / the ability to understand and share the feelings of another through tweets.

“After hours on twitter she knew that her tempathy for their tweets would exhaust her.”

wearwolf

wear·wolf /ˈwerˌwo͝olf/ noun: wearwolf; plural noun: wearwufs /
a mythical being who transforms at the hint of a fullmoon and grows an incredible amount of fur plus models clothes modestly and at times struts at night howling.

My wife becoming a wearwolf is an alter ego to her werewolf personality when it comes to modestly fashioning brands that look especially good with her style.

Cornfuckery

/kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022

His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.

cracklympics

cracklympics / cr•ack•lym•pics / krăk ˈlɪmpɪk / noun / the notion of low achieving individuals in society utilizing objects in semi-athletic ways especially when prowess or mastery of the feat is ridiculously impressive.

“He pushed the shopping cart until he achieved a speed great enough to jump on it like a bobsled as if training for the cracklympics. They mastered beer pong as though they’d leave their mark in cracklympics history.”